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Sunday 18 June 2017

Daddy Drinks Millers (Satiety)

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Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 10 June 2017

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 10 June 2017

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 10 June 2017
Pylvia Splatt: Daddy Drinks Millers

Do do do boo boo boo
You you you mean bad dead old daddy bumblebee you
Boo hoo hoo buzz buzz buzzy bee bee boo boo
Twenty nine damn years white as a lilly the whole time all that suffering all that whiteness no buzz and never famous enough never! ooh the pain of it ooh
And now I've got the flu flu flu and nobody cares not even you daddy damn you I'm starting to think I got this loose screw from you

And my poems keep getting rejected because I'm so damned boring and still alive and even Mademoiselle doesn't care about me any more
And all because of you and 29 years of being your little bumblebee boo Achoo
Well at least the whiteness has to be because of you being white and German or Polish too
And paying all those bills with your boring old Polish German entomology too
With your stupid books about bumblebees and no buzz ever daddy you terrible German or possibly Polack (O daddy I love saying Polack when I have the flu!) you

I think I hate you
And also I'm starting to think I don't like you anymore too you old no buzz nazi brute you
Dead twenty two years now lying way down there under the ground among the creeping mould your withered old bones slowly turning from grey to blue
And I remember nothing about you
And that makes it all the easier to hang my special little whitegirl suffering of no buzz ever plus not being famous enough on you you you

Have I mentioned yet that I have the flu Achoo Achoo
And that I've just recently understood that that's your fault too
It's the lingering bumblebee contact trauma flu
And it almost makes me think I'm a Jew Jew Jew 
I must have got this curious love of the rack and the screw from somewhere it's got to have been from you

Roses are red and it's pretty hard coming up with new rhyme words when you are just another dumb little American airhead wannabe no-buzz special flower daddy boo hoo
Daddy ever since you started drinking Millers I feel like I hardly know you you old nazi brute and saying this makes me feel kind of reckless crazy ooh
And every word of this is true unless it's not and if it's not it's because of you
You embarrass me daddy there now I've gone ahead and said it you old Polack you
And I'm not ashamed to say that because I'm a big girl now I've been around the block and I'm nobody's fool you old black shoe Polack you

And saying Polack almost gets me hot and I feel like I'm on the brink of a buzz right now ooh daddy ooh ooh ooh
 
Coney Island Mermaid Parade 2017 | by Rich.S.

Bumblebee, Coney Island Mermaid Parade 2017: photo by Richie S, 17 June 2017

A little bumblebee | by Mkorho

A little bumblebee [Lazio, Rome]: photo by Mikael Korhonen, 17 February 2017 

Washed Out | by Send me adrift.

Washed Out [Emo River, Earth]: photo by Send me adrift, 2 May 2012

Washed Out | by Send me adrift.

Washed Out [Emo River, Earth]: photo by Send me adrift, 2 May 2012

Washed Out | by Send me adrift.

Washed Out [Emo River, Earth]: photo by Send me adrift, 2 May 2012
 Washed Out
Color floods to the spot, dull purple.
The rest of the body is all washed out,
the color of pearl.
- Sylvia Plath, "Contusion"
Week 45/52 
I hate this but at the same time I love it. 
I think I hate it because it's not what I usually do. You know, crazy over-editing to the point where it doesn't look like the original at all. But I kinda want to try it out.
I'll post the original (before and after photos) on my facebook page this weekend, so check it out!
(Thats suppose to be blood, haha, I suck at editing)



Grave marker of Otto Emil Plath (1885-1940), Winthrop Cemetery, Suffolk County, Massachusetts: photo by Steven Vigneau, 4 August 2017 via Find A Grave

Bumblebees and Their Ways: PLATH, OTTO

Otto Emil Plath (1885-1940): Bumblebees and Their Ways (1934), cover: image via Eggs Ackley @eggzakly, 18 June 2560


Hello Daddy? It's me, your little Pylvia, your little girl, your little bumblebee -- Yo! I'm coming over in a minute and bringing a case of Millers so let's make up and get a buzz on and then let's party!

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled]: photo by J Ward, 31 May 2017

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled]: photo by J Ward, 31 May 2017

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled]: photo by J Ward, 31 May 2017


Girls dressed as bumblebees make conversation at the Global Mobile Internet Conference in Beijing: photo by Mark Schiefelbein/AP, 29 April 2015

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Girls dressed as bumblebees make conversation at the Global Mobile Internet Conference in Beijing: photo by Mark Schiefelbein/AP, 29 April 2015

R0254341 | by a common thief  
R0254341: photo by Tyler Simpson, 20 March 2013

R0254341 | by a common thief

R0254341
: photo by Tyler Simpson, 20 March 2013

R0254341 | by a common thief

R0254341
: photo by Tyler Simpson, 20 March 2013

Stunters | by [ | ^ ! ^ | ]

Stunters: photo by Hillol Chouudhury, 1 February 2017

Stunters | by [ | ^ ! ^ | ]

Stunters: photo by Hillol Chouudhury, 1 February 2017

Stunters | by [ | ^ ! ^ | ]

Stunters: photo by Hillol Chouudhury, 1 February 2017

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions"   47/70 | by Stare & Street Photographer

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 46/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 26 August 2016

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions"   47/70 | by Stare & Street Photographer

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 46/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 26 August 2016

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions"   47/70 | by Stare & Street Photographer

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 46/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 26 August 2016

Untitled | by m.sadowski

[Untitled]: photo by m.sadowski, 7 June 2017

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions"   39/70 | by Stare & Street Photographer

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 39/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 19 August 2016

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions"   39/70 | by Stare & Street Photographer

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 39/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 19 August 2016

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions"   39/70 | by Stare & Street Photographer

C R I M E A "Seaside Resort Impressions" 39/70 [Yalta, Crimea]: photo by Pierre Gély-Fort, 19 August 2016

1/2017 | by susanne_baumgartner switzerland

1/17: photo by susanne_baumgartner switzerland, 23 January 2017

P1220830-2 | by Miloz HutCha
P1220830-2: photo by Krongpon Komutkul, 8 February 2017

P1220830-2 | by Miloz HutCha

P1220830-2: photo by Krongpon Komutkul, 8 February 2017

P1220830-2 | by Miloz HutCha

P1220830-2: photo by Krongpon Komutkul, 8 February 2017

Untitled | by Nothing is surrender

[Serbia]: photo by Thomas Lefevre, 16 December 2016

Untitled | by Nothing is surrender

[Serbia]: photo by Thomas Lefevre, 16 December 2016

Untitled | by Nothing is surrender

[Serbia]: photo by Thomas Lefevre, 16 December 2016

Arm wrestling. | by tetyanabunyak

Arm wrestling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 28 May 2013

Arm wrestling. | by tetyanabunyak

Arm wrestling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 28 May 2013

Arm wrestling. | by tetyanabunyak

Arm wrestling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 28 May 2013

#6.Bowling. | by tetyanabunyak

#6. Bowling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 May 2016

#6.Bowling. | by tetyanabunyak

#6. Bowling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 May 2016

#6.Bowling. | by tetyanabunyak

#6. Bowling [L'viv, Ukraine]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 May 2016

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 2 April 2016

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 2 April 2016

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 2 April 2016

Massive Attack | by amira_a
Massive Attack [tel aviv]: photo by amira_a, 7 June 2017

Massive Attack | by amira_a

Massive Attack [tel aviv]
: photo by amira_a, 7 June 2017

Massive Attack | by amira_a

Massive Attack [tel aviv]: photo by amira_a, 7 June 2017

* | by Sakulchai Sikitikul

[Hat Yai, Songkhla, Thailand]: photo by Sakulchai Sikitikul, 14 April 2017

* | by Sakulchai Sikitikul

[Hat Yai, Songkhla, Thailand]: photo by Sakulchai Sikitikul, 14 April 2017

* | by Sakulchai Sikitikul

[Hat Yai, Songkhla, Thailand]: photo by Sakulchai Sikitikul, 14 April 2017

Fiesta | by _Joris Dewe_

Fiesta [andalusia]: photo by _Joris Dewe_, 3 March 2017

Fiesta | by _Joris Dewe_

Fiesta [andalusia]: photo by _Joris Dewe_, 3 March 2017

Fiesta | by _Joris Dewe_

Fiesta [andalusia]: photo by _Joris Dewe_, 3 March 2017

headlight | by angkul_sth

headlight: photo by angkul_sth, 3 March 2017

#20 | by Mike_McCawley

#20: photo by Mike McCawley, 2 December 2016

#20 | by Mike_McCawley

#20: photo by Mike McCawley, 2 December 2016

#20 | by Mike_McCawley

#20: photo by Mike McCawley, 2 December 2016

Stand To Attention !! | by Monty May (OBSERVE)

[Gun clup party, Iserlohn]: photo by Michael May, 9 June 2017
 
Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 29 October 2016

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 29 October 2016

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 29 October 2016

Ball | by tetyanabunyak

Ball. Baltic Sea, Poland. [Wladyslawowo, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 July 2013

Ball | by tetyanabunyak

Ball. Baltic Sea, Poland. [Wladyslawowo, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 July 2013

Ball | by tetyanabunyak

Ball. Baltic Sea, Poland. [Wladyslawowo, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 17 July 2013

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 25 October 2015

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 25 October 2015

Untitled | by J. Ward

[Untitled, LA]: photo by J Ward, 25 October 2015

Summer. | by tetyanabunyak

Summer [Sopot, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 15 July 2013

Summer. | by tetyanabunyak

Summer [Sopot, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 15 July 2013

Summer. | by tetyanabunyak

Summer [Sopot, Pomeranian, Poland]: photo by Tetyana Bunyak, 15 July 2013

Untitled | by patrick.warner

[Untitled, Montana]: photo by Patrick Warner, 24 February 2017

Untitled | by patrick.warner

[Untitled, Montana]: photo by Patrick Warner, 24 February 2017

Untitled | by patrick.warner

[Untitled, Montana]: photo by Patrick Warner, 24 February 2017

5 comments:

TC said...

Waylon Jennings: Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line (live, Johnny Cash Show, March 1970)

Miller High Life: Deviled Egg (dir. Errol Morris)

Miller Time (1977)

VINCENT FARNSWORTH said...

poor Sylvia
poor Crimea
both give me
the arrhythmia

TC said...

Huh? Sylvia who? Sylvia of Crimea??

(They say henbane's good for that, by the way.)

VINCENT FARNSWORTH said...

The hen is the bane

TC said...

The bird is the word